I was carrying my toddler when I was impaled by a rusty garden rake, paramedics were horrified – I’m still in pain today

She added: “People keep telling me to wear shoes, but I won’t be doing that – I’m too lazy to put on shoes every time I go into my darn yard!

“But moral of the story is – you should probably wear shoes, even when you’re in your backyard, and never let your rakes have too much freedom.”